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Here’s a quick, unsolicited advice for all you bloggers and twitters (is that the word?) out there: STOP! Resist the urge to put your thoughts in writing! Don’t do it! Erase the concept of an online diary from your mind and just take those damn quizzes in Facebook!

You see, I had this sudden desire to revisit my old, old blog at http://master-ryu.blogspot.com (why am I posting the link?). I read through all of it, including the comments. What a embarrassment! Goodness. I can understand the quality of writing–what with all the bad grammar and all, but geez, the content! The damnable content! Woah! I remember writing about those stuff, but man… Oh brother.

But if you simply cannot refrain yourself from posting your deepest thoughts for all the world to ridicule, at least take some of my genius:

1. DO NOT POST ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE!
- It will haunt your dreams and make you the point of every single barkada session forever!
2. DO NOT POST ABOUT YOUR HARDSHIPS!
- No one cares and you’ll be embarrassed to no end yourself.
3. STICK TO THINGS THAT AREN’T THE LEAST BIT SERIOUS!
- Seriously. Stick to the fun stuff. Your outings and trips, perhaps. A couple of shenanigans here and there. Your opinion on a movie or something irrelevant like that. Politics, religion, and its ilk? Only if they’re funny! Okies?

So save yourself your dignity and honor and stick to the basic rule of the Internet: “Make fun of others before they make fun of you.”

***After writing all that crap, I suddenly realized that you could just as simply take down your blog and save yourself from future embarrassment. Oh well…

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