So many kids ask me if I believe the Mayan-prophesied end of the world scenario in 2012 is true. I don’t have a reply to that.
Howeeeeeeeeever….the picture below somehow made me consider that bewildering prophecy. Where’s Nostradamus when you need him?

LEFT: German, RIGHT: Nigerian
For the uninitiated, the two lovely folks (one’s not a human–guess who!) shaking hands above have been sparring partners (wink) for quite some time now. Surprisingly, on the day of the bald guy’s 23rd birthday celebration (and probably due to the intoxicating effects of a “beverage”, the name of which I cannot print here), the two summarily ended the bitter feud which rocked the interplanetary alignment of our good universe.
Ironically, the sudden halt (German reference! Yay!) of the conflict might have made the transition to astral normalcy a bit too premature. The proof, emerging just a few days after the incident, can be peeped at below:

The longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century--YIKES!
Oh, I’m scared…
*This public service article has been approved by Reuel Vernon Culalic (German) and Rod Steven O. Vasquez (Nigerian).